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So Long and Thanks For All the Fish
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Biodegradable Delicates
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Great Name for a Resume
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Tango, Charlie, Blitzen, Echo, Donner, Over
This Christmas Eve, for the fiftieth-straight year, NORAD is tracking the progress of a flying red-suited…
Pass the Guacamole
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Where Scratch & Sniff Stickers are a Business Expense
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Nothing says “I’m compensating for my crappy childhood,” quite like dropping 100 large on a platinum…