Tag: Politics
The Debate Team
Both the Bush-Cheney and Kerry-Edwards campaigns signed a memorandum of understanding concerning the upcoming Presidential and…
Maury’s Main Squeeze
The most shocking revelation to come out of the whole Dan Rather-President Bush National Guard documentation…
Trump-It
Donald Trump speaks to me over my car radio. Every day during my afternoon drive home,…
Recreational Boaters for Vague Generalities
On the heels of the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, it seems another anti-Kerry veterans group…
Apparently, Richard Simmons Was Unavailable
Dialouge from “Tax Reform Commando” Matrix: Remember Sully when I promised to kill your wimpy socialist…
Wounded Duck
There’s a picture in the latest issue of Newsweek showing John Kerry playfully tossing a football…
Backhanded Condiments
In one of the most devestating blows to non-partisan politics in the last few minutes, a…
The End All Be All
“The Supreme Court ruled Tuesday that a law meant to punish pornographers who peddle dirty pictures…
F****ing Dick…Cheney
It’s official. The phrase ‘F-Bomb’ has been legitimized to the point where it can be used…
Signs of Impeachment
The longtime Governor of our fair state of Connecticut resigned his post earlier this week. Caught…