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Tag: Lancaster County

Jebediah and Sarah Have a Talk

“Yeah… so… this be awkward… but the doctor said it can flare up about once a…

Enter The Frogmen

When my father warned me against taking that quickie loan from Kermit, I asked myself, “What’s…

Signs

Reports of inappropriate adult-on-pretzel contact have risen 130% in Lancaster County in the past year.  Experts…

Bashing Stereotypes

In Lancaster County, cops don’t eat donuts… they eat pretzels… made by the Amish… who are…