Tag: celebrities
Someone Call Vincent Gambini
I guarantee is stems from all the pent up aggression resulting from the severe beatings he…
Sorry, No Meds For You
So, because its all the rage these days is to peg all-American cult member Tom Cruise…
I’m Still Waiting for The Snowball Express II
Miss Lohan, I watched Dean Jones in Disney movies. I knew Dean Jones. Dean Jones was…
That’s Why They Call it a Career ARC
Take note Halle Berry. Keep making the wrong choices and you’ll end up losing second billing…
Help Feed Martha
West Virginia’s richest temporary resident, Martha Stewart, complained about the quality of prison food in her…
Pieces of Me
Joe Simpson, proud papa and manager for both Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, recently described moody teen…
ExtravaDanza
A new daytime talker, The Tony Danza Show, premieres nationwide today. Tony’s production staff has released…
George Carlin Shouldn’t Act
I saw the Ben Affleck flick Jersey Girl this evening. I do believe this is one…
Oprah Book ‘Em Club
Let me preface this post by saying that I’m not knocking Oprah here, lest she get…
Apparently, Richard Simmons Was Unavailable
Dialouge from “Tax Reform Commando” Matrix: Remember Sully when I promised to kill your wimpy socialist…