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Jingle Rain

Only 11 more shopping days left until you ultimately disappoint and alienate most of your friends…

Adorned

Downtown Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

Sprouts

You either love ’em, or hate ’em. I love ’em. If you throw in some bacon,…

Silly Rabbit

Trix are for kids. And 33-year-olds. But definitely not rabbits, that just makes no sense at…

Friggin’ Chutes

Most… tedious… children’s…. game…. EVER. I have no idea what she’s smiling about.

Aw Crap…

Winter is almost here. Yippee.

Happy (Day After) Halloween

I was never one for timing. Anyway, this Halloween, I hope all the candy you collected…

Da Phils Win!

Your hometown Philadelphia Phillies, the 2007 NL East Champions! As a parent, the occasion of the…

Winner Winner

Something a comedian once said has always stuck with me. I’m somewhat embarrassed to say this…

Wearing Your State Pride

Having had a Netflix account for almost as long as the service has existed, I haven’t…