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Where the Rustproofing is Always Complimentary
Just Peanuts, Nothing Else
“What came with these?” “What?” “The peanuts.” “Oh those!” “Yes, the ones that are all over…
“Pork Chops and Applesauce”
I’ve got to admit… I dig on swine baby.
I Also Say “Whipper-Snapper” More Often Than Someone My Age Should
Confession time. I like things that are “old time-y.” If it looks like something Roger Miller…
It’s the Details That End Up Getting You
Because I’m a man, from time to time, I like to compete. I don’t know for…
SOYLENT PINK IS PEOPLE!
I’m willing to accept many things about the anthropomorphic animal residents of Richard Scarry’s Busytown at…
Spring is Sort of Here
Thank God.
SpongeBob, Behind the Green Door… at the Krusty Krab
The following is the best dinner-time discussion my son and I have had in weeks. Me:…
It Was a Quack Job
Parenting Tip #3 A toy is NEVER out of batteries. It is always ALWAYS broken… as…
Top 5 Signs You May Not Be My Newest Flickr Contact
The first 4 pages of your photostream consist entirely of pictures of your wiener dog dressed...
Such a Good Dad
As a male, I know I get certain historical advantages over the fairer sex by default….