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We’re stickin’ with Joe… I guess
Even though voters in Connecticut overwhelmingly narrowly told Joe Lieberman to take a hike during the…
Wouldn’t You Love to Work With Me?
I am ordering Chinese food from the place down near Blimpies and Dunkin’ Donuts. If you…
Fun with Euphemisms
I didn’t get the memo on when the term “suspect” evolved into “person of interest” in…
Hooray for Spring!
As a public service announcement for those of you in the lower 44 who have ever…
At Least We’ve Got the Best Mascot
Today is Opening Day 2006 for Major League Baseball. Opening Day is nirvana for hardball afficianados…
Po-tay-toh Pa-tah-toh
The Durkee-Mower company, makers of the magically delicious foodstuff Marshmallow Fluff, are suing Williams Sonoma for…
78 Years of Gratuitous Self-Adulation
Since none of us actually saw any of the movies that were nominated this year, I…
Catch of the Day
It’s a sad day for Hollywood. Tinseltown has long been a bastion for liberal wackos such…
Always Read the Label Before Purchasing
Earlier this week, my wife came to visit me at my workplace. Since the last time…
Snow Days
The Winter Olympics are here and apparently, Americans would rather watch Paula Abdul attempt to cry…