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Keebler Roulette

Is there a worse holiday season phenomenon than the anxiety caused by trying to select the…

The Drive-Thru Window to My Soul

Dear Route 44 Dunkin’ Donuts, Hey…how’ve you been? I’ve been doing okay, I guess. You may…

Top 5 Things I Never Want to Hear on Television…Never…Ever…Again…Forever

5. The phrase ‘Nascar Dads’4. Dialouge spoken by Freddie Prinze Jr.3. What Oprah’s favorite things are2….

We Have a Chia Spill in Aisle 8

I wouldn’t describe myself as an impulse shopper. I’m not usually tempted by the newest and…

From the makers of Wonderbread comes…

…Ryan Seacrest, really, I mean what’s the big deal. I admit, I’m not a regular viewer…

The Cupholder Killer

Like most Americans, I subscribe to the motto “Bigger is Better.” Do you want to drive…

Ashton, Ashton, We All Fall Down!

I was at a Blockbuster Video for the first time in ages yesterday. You see, having…

The Pleasure Principle

Before this past Sunday, did you think there could have been anything, anyone could have done…

Top 5 “Golden Oldies” Lyrics

5. Doo wop doo wah.4. It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.3. Sha-Bop…

VH1 Must Pay Well

30 years from now, a voting member of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences…