4-Hour Work Day
Let’s forget for a moment that NFL players, on average, make more than 1 million dollars…
For That Deep Down Nielsens Thirst
Gatorade is helping ESPN celebrate its 25th anniversary this summer by releasing an ESPN-flavored beverage. This…
Shiny New Nickels for Everyone!
You know what’s wrong with our government? It’s not its ever-expanding reach, it’s monolithic bureaucracy, or…
Insert Apple Pun Here
Cruel namings of celebrity children must be stopped! Gwyneth Paltrow’s latest crime against the infantile set…
Nutmeggers Do It Under Their Own Power
A Connecticut man is generating enough hydroelectric energy on his own property to power his home…
The 2004 Summer Movie Preview!
The summer movie season is already upon us. I, for one, couldn’t be happier, not because…
The Heebie Freebies
There’s no getting around it, I have free sample anxiety. My social skills are so underdeveloped…
Dances with Roundball
Our fair nutmeg state has one top-tier professional sport to speak of. The Connecticut Sun of…
Times Were Good For Poison, Until Tragedy Struck…
Here’s a new rule. If you haven’t had an acrimonious split with your spouse/manager or been…
The March to San Antonio (Not Affiliated with the Mexican-American War)
Top 5 Signs You Have a Case of the March Madness 5. The sound of Billy…
Find an Alien, and We’ll Throw in Some Hush Puppies
Finally, a tangible result for the average American from the billions of tax-dollars spent to explore…
I’ll Take Televised Humiliation for $200 Alex
Is there a more awkward two minutes in television than the obligatory Jeopardy contestant chit chat?…