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It’s Outta Here!

In a recent column recapping baseball’s All-Star Weekend, Bill Simmons, AKA The Sports Guy, commented on…

A Swatch of Fresh Chicory Adds a Decorative Touch to Your Shiv

It looks like I’ll be putting up Martha Stewart for a few months. Okay, not just…

Wounded Duck

There’s a picture in the latest issue of Newsweek showing John Kerry playfully tossing a football…

From Right to Left

“Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch’s War on Journalism,” a new film documentary, aims to prove that Fox News…

I’m a Sandwich Artist

An actual exchange overheard at Subway today: Customer Behind Me: (Chipper) Hey there, can you tell…

The Tube

I’d watch more tv this summer, but I’m not really interested in any of the following…

Backhanded Condiments

In one of the most devestating blows to non-partisan politics in the last few minutes, a…

Courtesy Wave

When you’re about town in your Cadillac Escalade, please take the time to participate in a…

Stick to the Sports Reporting Fellas

As part of it’s 25th anniversary, ESPN is releasing a ‘Top 25 of the Past 25…

The End All Be All

“The Supreme Court ruled Tuesday that a law meant to punish pornographers who peddle dirty pictures…

Sovereignty Surprise

[The Iraqi Governing Council is discussing how best to restore fresh water to certain remote areas…

F****ing Dick…Cheney

It’s official. The phrase ‘F-Bomb’ has been legitimized to the point where it can be used…