Maury’s Main Squeeze
The most shocking revelation to come out of the whole Dan Rather-President Bush National Guard documentation…
Charlie Hustle
I’m getting pretty excited about ESPN’s upcoming tv biopic of Pete Rose. It’s not that I’m…
Now Taking Applications for The Wiggles On Ice Tour
With the NHL headed towards an extended lockout, I have one primary concern. Exactly how will…
A Note to Japan
I’d like to take a moment to address the nation of Japan. Uh, hi. Let me…
ExtravaDanza
A new daytime talker, The Tony Danza Show, premieres nationwide today. Tony’s production staff has released…
Tommy Two-Tone
A modern day dilemma. My mobile phone company is currently offering both Under Pressure by Queen…
George Carlin Shouldn’t Act
I saw the Ben Affleck flick Jersey Girl this evening. I do believe this is one…
No…I’m Not Ready Mr. Williams Jr.
Being a full-fledged American football fan, I can say unequivocally nothing gets me more fired up…
I Knew You’d Want a Hot Apple Pie With That
A company in Pittsburgh is developing a technology that will predict what you’re going to order…
Anger Management
My wife and I recently purchased a minivan. For those of you without children, minivans are…
I’m Hot, Sticky Sweet
A boy band has covered Def Leppard’s Pour Some Sugar On Me. Somewhere in Northeastern Pennsylvania,…
Trump-It
Donald Trump speaks to me over my car radio. Every day during my afternoon drive home,…