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Can She Bake a Cherry Pie, Billy Boy, Billy Boy?

In case you missed it, January 23 was National Pie Day as declared by the American…

Happy Inauguration Day!

There has been a lot of talk in partisan camps this week about how a lavish…

Fun with Respiratory Disease

Growing up with asthma, I generally considered my trusty inhaler a valuable commodity. Even at a…

I Spy With My Devout Eye

Now that Virgin Mary sightings are in vogue again, (culminating in last year’s spectacular auctioning-off of…

Confections with Attitudes

Today, after polishing off my lunch of pork fried rice and an egg roll, I broke…

Tango, Charlie, Blitzen, Echo, Donner, Over

This Christmas Eve, for the fiftieth-straight year, NORAD is tracking the progress of a flying red-suited…

Help Feed Martha

West Virginia’s richest temporary resident, Martha Stewart, complained about the quality of prison food in her…

Let’s Think People, Think!

Dear Lady in the Green Dodge Caravan in front of me at the Dunkin’ Donuts Drive-Thru,…

Pass the Guacamole

If you’re having an introspective moment and wondering just what you’ve done in your life to…

Noah, I Am Your Father

For those last minute shoppers looking for the perfect holiday gift to bestow upon certain un-named…

Pieces of Me

Joe Simpson, proud papa and manager for both Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, recently described moody teen…

Bringin’ the Holiday Lumber

Am I the only person in America who would like to see someone bust in from…