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If You Felt Young and Peppy Today…

“Baby Jessica” of falling-down-a-well fame, was reportedly hitched in rural Texas this weekend. This just in,…

Shame on You America

America. I know it’s January. I realize that this is the traditional time for movie studios…

Madden 2006 Counts as 1 Gym Credit

Reports surfaced yesterday that West Virginia’s Public School system had reached an agreement with the manufacturer…

Someone Call Vincent Gambini

I guarantee is stems from all the pent up aggression resulting from the severe beatings he…

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So Long and Thanks For All the Fish

As if rampant homelessness, rising fuel costs, and the financial hit the makers of the Girls…

Sorry, No Meds For You

So, because its all the rage these days is to peg all-American cult member Tom Cruise…

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Just Call it “The Bee”

Kudos to Anurag Kashyap, who took home the top prize in the 78th Annual National Scripps…

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Are you tired of wearing that same old pair of underwear day after day after day?…

2005 Summer Movie Preview Part II: Electric Boogaloo

The tepid follow-up(re: hurried crash-grab) to the critically acclaimed original! Cinderella ManA Note from Ron Howard:…

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For all you file swappers out there, just remember every time you illegally download “We Are…