Optimism Renewed
Middle East peace, sneezing with your eyes open, the return of the VHS tape as a…
Anthropomorphic Identity Crisis
Child malapropisms. They’re one of the few true joys of parenthood.
Lost in Translation
‘ “No, I have no idea what he’s talking about. He keeps babbling on about something…
Fedora Lost
If 10 years ago, you would have suggested to me a movie directed by the fat…
Wearing Your State Pride
Having had a Netflix account for almost as long as the service has existed, I haven’t…
78 Years of Gratuitous Self-Adulation
Since none of us actually saw any of the movies that were nominated this year, I…
Catch of the Day
It’s a sad day for Hollywood. Tinseltown has long been a bastion for liberal wackos such…
Shame on You America
America. I know it’s January. I realize that this is the traditional time for movie studios…
Ratings Rhumba
The Top 5 Reasons Why It’s Surprising I Enjoy Watching Dancing With the Stars5. I never…
2005 Summer Movie Preview Part II: Electric Boogaloo
The tepid follow-up(re: hurried crash-grab) to the critically acclaimed original! Cinderella ManA Note from Ron Howard:…