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Symptom Relief for No Less, or No More Than, Four Conditions

Do you like to do stereotypical outdoorsy things and smile a lot? Skyrizi might be for you.

ranzino January 22, 2026
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Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Walkerswood Traditional Jamaican Jerk Seasoning

It’s about the seasoning, not the kind of person you are.

ranzino September 4, 2025
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Discount Grocery Item of the Day – DiaResQ

When you’re shopping in the store, and your butt begins to roar. That’s diarrhea.

ranzino October 15, 2022
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Convenience Store Interrogatives

Because Diabetes. The answer to the question you are posing is, “Because diabetes.”

ranzino October 14, 2022
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Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Original Scungilli

The answer to the question, “What do you think would be in a chafing dish on Fridays in hell’s cafeteria?”

ranzino October 17, 2021
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Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Umcka Coldcare & Petadolex

Where you should buy your healthcare products when the swap meet isn’t meeting all of your clinical needs.

ranzino September 30, 2021
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Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Glacs

Need another reminder about global warming? Why not have it stare right back at you from your cereal bowl?

ranzino July 22, 2021
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Absorbency to the Max

Suggested taglines for Kirkland Signature’s toilet paper with new wider sheets: 5. Go on, have that second burrito 4. Rainforests […]

ranzino September 13, 2020
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You Won’t Believe What Happened Next…

Least effective piece of clickbait I’ve ever seen.

ranzino May 19, 2016
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Will It Blend?

An ode to all things “As See on TV!”

ranzino November 21, 2006
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