Author: ranzino
Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.
Jingle Rain
Only 11 more shopping days left until you ultimately disappoint and alienate most of your friends…
Adorned
Downtown Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
Sprouts
You either love ’em, or hate ’em. I love ’em. If you throw in some bacon,…
Silly Rabbit
Trix are for kids. And 33-year-olds. But definitely not rabbits, that just makes no sense at…
Friggin’ Chutes
Most… tedious… children’s…. game…. EVER. I have no idea what she’s smiling about.
Aw Crap…
Winter is almost here. Yippee.
Happy (Day After) Halloween
I was never one for timing. Anyway, this Halloween, I hope all the candy you collected…
Da Phils Win!
Your hometown Philadelphia Phillies, the 2007 NL East Champions! As a parent, the occasion of the…
Winner Winner
Something a comedian once said has always stuck with me. I’m somewhat embarrassed to say this…
Wearing Your State Pride
Having had a Netflix account for almost as long as the service has existed, I haven’t…