Author: ranzino
Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.
I’m Hot, Sticky Sweet
A boy band has covered Def Leppard’s Pour Some Sugar On Me. Somewhere in Northeastern Pennsylvania,…
Trump-It
Donald Trump speaks to me over my car radio. Every day during my afternoon drive home,…
Recreational Boaters for Vague Generalities
On the heels of the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, it seems another anti-Kerry veterans group…
Part Deux
Follow the money. The sage advice given to Woodward and Bernstein by Deep Throat during the…
Oprah Book ‘Em Club
Let me preface this post by saying that I’m not knocking Oprah here, lest she get…
I Thought He Was an Unfunny Cartoon Penguin
Does it make me a bad person if I immediately lean towards disliking someone who refers…
My Boring Fat Greek Olympics
Wow. Was it just me, or were the opening ceremonies of the Olympics incredibly boring? It’s…
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk
It appears as though the great movie colorization debate of the Ted Turner era is back….
And then, I Bludgeoned Him With My Chair…..
I had a meeting yesterday during which a participant, in the midst of a long-winded schpiel,…
Does My Addiction to Dharma & Greg Reruns Qualify?
I’ve built up a certain amount of respect for the Finnish Army over the years. They…