Convenience Store Interrogatives
Because Diabetes. The answer to the question you are posing is, “Because diabetes.”
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Original Scungilli
The answer to the question, “What do you think would be in a chafing dish on Fridays in hell’s cafeteria?”
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Umcka Coldcare & Petadolex
Where you should buy your healthcare products when the swap meet isn’t meeting all of your clinical needs.
A Dispatch to My Wife Justifying the Purchase and Display of My New Truck Nutz
It is with great respect and the utmost humility that I stand before you in defense of this most innocent of all motor vehicle novelty items.
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Glacs
Need another reminder about global warming? Why not have it stare right back at you from your cereal bowl?
Absorbency to the Max
Suggested taglines for Kirkland Signature’s toilet paper with new wider sheets: 5. Go on, have that second burrito 4. Rainforests […]
All the Chat That’s Fit to Moderately Disagree
High journalistic standards do not necessarily translate to the market research department.
The Future is Now
It’s as if we didn’t have 30 years of cinematic proof that empowering these little bastards is bad.