Author: ranzino
Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.
Where Scratch & Sniff Stickers are a Business Expense
Does being a research scientist at the Sense of Smell Institute (A Leading Global Resource on…
Next Item… The Gold-Plated Pikachu
Nothing says “I’m compensating for my crappy childhood,” quite like dropping 100 large on a platinum…
Swimming Up the Mainstream
It appears I am very much out of tune with the rest of America. Their actions…
A Conversational Email Filter for Microsoft Outlook
Hey Microsoft Outlook, what’s going on… how are the kids? What is little Outlook Express up…
I Approve This Message
Without a doubt, there is a decided benefit to living in a state that is squarely…
Cursed
I hope to God that the Red Sox won last night to effectively sweep the St….
I’m a Big Tim McCarver Fan
Tim McCarver just said if the Red Sox win the seventh and deciding game of the…
Hello My Name Is…
Hello, my name is Brian and I’m a Dunkaholic. It’s been 16 days since my last…
Bonds 700th Homer Scrap
When the main thrust of the lawsuit you are filing prominently features the phrase… “plaintiff established…
The Debate Team
Both the Bush-Cheney and Kerry-Edwards campaigns signed a memorandum of understanding concerning the upcoming Presidential and…