Fans of the luxuriously depressing obesity-chic lifestyle as depicted in the Pixar classic Wall*E rejoice! Your dream reality is at hand.
You know Wall*E, it’s the Pixar movie your kids least want to re-watch.
No, not Ratatouille, the other one.
No, not the Lion King remake with dinosaurs on peyote. The one with robots and fat people in space.
Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.
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Child malapropisms. They’re one of the few true joys of parenthood.
