- The first 4 pages of your photostream consist entirely of pictures of your wiener dog dressed in outfits you have personally crocheted.
- You’re hosting an historical archive of starlet nipple slip screenshots from the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
- LOLCATS. Nothing but wall-to-wall LOLCATS.
- No, I’m not interested in trading, as you put it, “tasteful” pictures of our wives.
- You just found out photoshop has FILTERS!
Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.
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