Two Girls, Two Guys, 4 Plastic Cups
Where we get snobby about what kind of container our alcoholic beverage is served in.
Where For Art Thou Barber Pole?
Where we discuss m misplaced shame about where I take my kids to get their hair did.
Who Needs a Restroom Attendant Anyway?
It’s important to mark the important milestones in your life.
Top 5 Middle-Aged White Guys You See at the Beach
Remember, judging others makes you feel better about how terrible you are.
Top 5 Parent Fears at the Seashore
Trips to the beach are fraught with parenting dangers real and imagined… but mostly real.
Shoes, Photography, and Healthcare
A tale as old as time: man visits emergency room after stupidity.
The Berenstain Bears and the Online Predator
Who knew simple morality tales of a family of bears could spawn an alternate universe theory?
A Parent’s Primer for Children’s Board Games: Candy Land
Do you have a child who can count and identify colors? You’re screwed.