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Category: Technology

The Future is Now

Fans of the luxuriously depressing obesity-chic lifestyle as depicted in the Pixar classic Wall*E rejoice! Your…

10 Rumored Features of the New iPhone 4G

In light of Gizmodo’s recent acquisition of a top-secret pre-production version of the iPhone 4G, speculation…

The Myth of Wii

The Non-Political Plumber, originally uploaded by ranzino. Here’s how fanboys of the Nintendo Wii will defend…

Top 5 Signs You May Not Be My Newest Flickr Contact
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Backup, Backup, Backup

Here’s the skinny. About a month ago, the mySQL database containing all of the Ranzino.com blog…

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Dumbest… Technology… Ever.

A 16-year-old boy broke the Guinness World Record for speed text messaging this past Sunday. Ang…

Even Better Than Baywatch Knights

The Internet. A breakthrough in technology that allows educators, businesses, and everyday people of the world…

It’s “Wine Spectator” You Idiot

I spelled the word connoisseur so badly on a first draft of an email today that…

Great Name for a Resume

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